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Every day has its night, as sure as the sun will rise it will set. This city is normal a busy place full of people working and living their lives, though things might seem calm and relaxed during the day at night things turn upside down. Organised crime has a firm grip on this city, corrupt cops in the station taking bribes from men with power and riches beyond belief. Mobs, Gangs, Drug Dealers and pimps all call this place home just like the average Joe.

Who are you? A man working for an honest buck, a corrupt law enforcers manipulating the system, a powerful boss, or perhaps just a poor victim in danger of loosing their way? That my friend is up to you. This role play is a free flow Human city role play where you can be who ever you want, good or bad. Join up and create your own story.


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Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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